Friday, May 1, 2009

What Can Cows‏ Teach Us About Capitalism?



Twenty-One Financial Models Using Cows

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.  The State gives one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

The other 13 financial models are described here.


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Ms. Rice eviscerates a know-it-all little liberal snot who is questioning her on torture. Truth is a beautiful thing. 

h/t: CBW

9 comments:

robert verdi said...

I like it, that is pretty clever.

Conservative Scalawag said...

Who knew one could learn so much from cows.

The Red Head said...

I'll take the cow that give 2% fat free milk..
I'm on a diet.

RightKlik said...

RV: Don't miss the other 13, many of them are even funnier...but less PC.

CS: It sums the concepts up pretty well. Think it could help some Obama voters see things a little more clearly?

TRH: That would probably require a genetically modified cow. I'm not sure Obama would approve.

SarahG said...

LOL, this is great.

Just My Opinion said...

Foolish Little girl with a Foolish little blog.
Please stick to Cows, as you know absolutely NOTHING about politics.
But you get a "C" for trying..

RightKlik said...

SG: A great mix of truth and humor. It would be interesting to know who wrote it.

JMO: Thanks for your insighful feedback and compelling remarks. You are brilliant!

nacilbupera said...

Cows were definitely funny.
In all seriousness though, the most important part of your blog today was Rice's comments. Thank you for sharing the video!
I sure wish we had Rice instead of Obama; one thing I know if she were President, we would all be a lot safer.

RightKlik said...

nacilbupera: Rice would be a great president. Maybe conservatives should push her to run.