Tuesday, March 13, 2012

ObamaCare: $2 trillion

A minor adjustment from the original $0.9 trillion price tag.

So we nominate the grandfather of Obamacare to beat the father of Obamacare. Because that makes sense.

Alternatively, we would nominate Santorum, who would snatch your porn, rape you with an ultrasound probe and unleash the theocratic apocalypse — or something.

To paraphrase Jon Huntsman, 我欢迎我们新的中国霸主!

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