Sunday, February 28, 2010

Highlights from Obama's Physical Exam

Have you read Obama's first periodic physical exam as president? Here are the highlights:
  • Eyes going bad
  • Left hip is weak
  • Bad left knee
  • Prostate feels normal (no nodules)
  • Needs to reduce cholesterol
  • Still addicted to nicotine


How much is Obama drinking?

The guy's got a million reasons to drink.

Obama's Little Immoderation Situation

Doctors tell Barack to quit smoking

Physical Exam Shocker: The pResident Is Brainless!


Faggotron said...

Who are regular, run-of-the-mill, tax-paying Americans to question Obama? He's brilliant, after all. ... If Obama is so brilliant, why does he parrot the words and thoughts of a bunch of schmucks like Karl Marx, Saul Alinsky, Al Gore and Michael Moore? Why does he insist that the trouble with the Constitution and the Civil Rights movement is that they didn't focus on the redistribution of wealth? Why would he hand over the federal budget to a couple of morons like Pelosi and Reid? And why on earth would he put Henry Waxman in charge of his energy program? A brilliant person wouldn't trust Waxman to bring baked beans to a picnic. When someone decides to model a health care plan after such dismal failures as England, Canada and Cuba, while exhuming the failed economic policies of FDR, why would anyone suggest he is anything but a left-wing ignoramus? This is an American president, for heaven's sake, who has more in common with Noam Chomsky, Hugo Chavez and some Berkeley hippie than he has with Washington, Jefferson and Adams. Except that he is now 30 years older, Obama seems to think exactly the same way he was thinking back in college, when he was a pot-smoking idiot who sought out students who were self-professed revolutionaries and professors who were communists. If we have come to a point where the ability to read scripted lines off a teleprompter is considered a sign of brilliance, no matter how fatuous the actual words may be, we are in even worse shape than I imagined

Snarky Basterd said...

Well, thanks for the link back, bro!