Thursday, January 8, 2009

No Vote for You!


Remember the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld?  He made the best soup in town, but if you didn't play by his rules: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
 
America  needs to put the Soup Nazi in charge of voter registration.   People who can't even run their own lives have been given the power to choose our leaders.  Time to put that to an end.
  • Getting some of the bailout cash? No vote for you!
  • Getting unemployment benefits?  No vote for you!
  • On welfare?  No vote for you!
  • You're an ex-felon?  No vote for you!
  • Currently incarcerated?  No vote for you!
  • Can't read your ballot?  No vote for you!
  • Can't understand your ballot?  No vote for you!
  • Need your ballot translated from English into another language?  No vote for you!
  • You aren't a citizen of the United States?  Don't even think about it! 
Let's remember that voting is a privilege, NOT a right.


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Smart or Stoopid?  Think fast!

Economists Warn Against Feeding 'Trillion-Dollar Deficits'

Salmonella outbreak sickens 388 across U.S.

Pro-Palestinian demonstrators in Florida scream for Jews to 'go back in the oven'

Video: Palin hits back at the media

Lesson not learned: SUV sales outpace sedans



Californians consider granting 14-year-olds the right to vote.

White people shouldn't be allowed to vote



Soup Nazi


Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Liberals' Primitive Understanding of Fairness


To say that leftists and liberals are primitive in their thinking on issues relating to equality is really giving them more credit than they deserve.  Even primates demonstrate a more sophisticated understanding of equality than do liberals.  Primates understand that merit should enter into their calculations of fairness, and they reject the idea that slackers should get special treatment:


"Brosnan and de Waal conducted four tests, each including two sessions of 25 trials, on pairs of female capuchins. The researchers first gave study monkeys the low-value rewards of cucumbers in exchange for tokens. Then, they measured the study subjects' responses when the higher-value reward -- grapes -- were given to their partners for exerting varying levels of work effort.

"'We showed the subjects compared their rewards with those of their partners and refused to accept a lower-value reward if their partners received a higher-value reward,' says Brosnan, 'This effect is amplified when the partner does not have to work for the reward.'

"The researchers recorded a 95 percent completed exchange rate with the subject monkeys during the equity test, in which both subject and partner received cucumber as the reward for the same amount of work. The completed exchange rate fell to 60 percent during the inequity test, in which subjects observed their partners receiving grapes for completing the same amount of work. A further decrease to 20 percent of completed exchanges occurred in the effort-control test, when partners received the higher-value reward for less work."


Liberal human beings apparently aren't quite as clever as their capuchins counterparts.  Not only do liberals tend to ignore merit in their calculations of fairness, they actively dismiss the issue of merit when it is brought to their attention. If you tell them you believe in a system of merit-based rewards, they will tell you that you have exposed an intellectual flaw and that you are clinging to an unhealthy psychological defense mechanism.  For an example of this line of thinking, consider the recent work of  liberal egalitarian researchers John Jost and Jaime Napier of New York University as reported on livescience.com:


"Individuals with conservative ideologies are happier than liberal-leaners, and new research pinpoints the reason: Conservatives rationalize social and economic inequalities.

"Regardless of marital status, income or church attendance, right-wing individuals reported greater life satisfaction and well-being than left-wingers, the new study found. Conservatives also scored highest on measures of rationalization, which gauge a person's tendency to justify, or explain away, inequalities."


Okay, I see.  If conservatives are happier, it's not because they're psychologically healthier, it's because they are happily delusional.  Here's more:


"The rationalization measure included statements such as: 'It is not really that big a problem if some people have more of a chance in life than others," and "This country would be better off if we worried less about how equal people are.'

"To justify economic inequalities, a person could support the idea of meritocracy, in which people supposedly move up their economic status in society based on hard work and good performance. In that way, one's social class attainment, whether upper, middle or lower, would be perceived as totally fair and justified.  

"If your beliefs don't justify gaps in status, you could be left frustrated and disheartened, according to the researchers, Jaime Napier and John Jost of New York University. They conducted a U.S.-centric survey and a more internationally focused one to arrive at the findings."  [emphasis mine]


Wow...now I understand.  Conservatives are happy because their worldview is contaminated with the idea that it's okay if slackers aren't quite as rich as hard workers.  Liberals' hearts are heavy because they are burdened with the understanding that even lazy people deserve the best things life has to offer.  Liberals know that the idea of meritocracy is a big fat piece of capitalist propaganda.


"'Our research suggests that inequality takes a greater psychological toll on liberals than on conservatives,' the researchers write in the June issue of the journal Psychological Science, 'apparently because liberals lack ideological rationalizations that would help them frame inequality in a positive (or at least neutral) light.'"


The truth is apparently almost too much to bear.

Setting aside the sarcasm, here's my take: Rational, healthy societies allow their citizens to reap the rewards of their good decisions and to feel at least some of the stinging consequences of their bad decisions.  This allows people to learn and grow.  The idea that we should use the force of government to ameliorate perceived inequalities is dangerous and destructive.  When we get to the point where we're using the virtually unlimited power of the Imperial Federal Government to "even the playing field," the government becomes a tool of the envy mongers.  Then we have to hear people like Obama say things like "It's not that I WANT to punish your success...but I'm going to do it anyway.  This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you, buddy"

[Yes, I know those aren't Barry's EXACT words.] 

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Peeved monkeys reject unequal pay on the job

Tennessee Woman Accuses Farm of Favoring Foreigners

You can't make this stuff up: Biden says Obama Made A Mistake By Not Consulting Feinstein Over His CIA Pick.

Richardson's Lies Have Finally Caught Up to Him: Libs are dropping Richardson like a hot potato. 

How Will Dems Govern On Their Honeymoon?  Some very good advise for Democrats...I'm not sure I want them to listen.

Republicans Happier than Democrats

The Palliative Function of Conservative Ideology

Words that deserve wider use...like collywobblesfubsy  & sesquipedalian.


Senators Turn Burris Away at Capitol


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

An Inconvenient Environment


You're an environmentally responsible individual, so you do your best to live greenly and leave a small carbon footprint.  But making green decisions isn't always easy. Is it greener to walk, ride or bicycle or take the bus? Should you use traditional diapers or disposables?  Should you use paper or plastic?  Are you helping the environment when you plant a tree?  Think you know the answers?  Don't be so sure...you may not be as environmentally intelligent as you think.

Don't worry, RightKlik is here to help.  Let's get to the heart of the matter.  Environmental responsibility boils down to one thing: reducing your carbon footprint.  In the U.S. we produce about 7.5 tons of carbon per human being per year.  So what's good for the environment and what's bad?  Glad you asked:
  • Bad: Having children.  Another kid, another 7.5 tons of carbon per year.
  • Good: Abortions.  Fewer kids, less carbon.
  • Bad: Heterosexual marriage.  An ill-conceived institution that leads to increased carbon production through human population growth.
  • Good: Traffic accidents.  Destroying carbon-belching automobiles and their human drivers simultaneously...what could be better?
  • Bad: Health care.  Longer life equates to more carbon emissions.  Universal health care will be one of the biggest environmental tragedies of all time.
  • Good: Hurricanes.  Kills people, destroys their communities, and shuts down local economies...a big win for the environment.
Human beings are the number one source of man-made carbon emissions.  Want to get serious about reducing carbon emissions?  Drop dead!  Literally.  I'm not kidding.


Interesting Links: A Jumbo Pack!

Global cooling, global warming, pesticides, alar on apples, falling sperm counts from endocrine disrupters, cancer from power lines, cancer from saccharine, cancer from cell phones, cancer from computer screens, cancer from food coloring, hair spray, electric razors, electric blankets, coffee, chlorinated water…it never seems to end!  A good article for the worriers, hypchondriacs and environmental alarmists in your life. 

A new spin on centrifugal force.

A new spin on angular momentum.

Obama: We Must Act Now. Obama Tries to Build Bipartisan Support for Stimulus.  Everything comes with a price, Obama.  How much will our children pay for your ambitions? 

Funny Business in Minnesota...In which every dubious ruling seems to help Al Franken.
I fear this election season marks the sad end of American democracy as we know it. May the most merciful thug win!

We desperately need 600,000 New Federal Employees.

"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel

The Reuters Fauxtography Scandal: A Taxonomy of Fraud

Keeping Cool with Coolidge.  We are entering a time when the American president is simultaneously the sole arbiter of good and bad in the universe, a fashion plate, a paparazzi-attracting celebrity and a pop art icon...

Stay childless and save the environment.


Global Swarming: Is it time for Americans to start cutting our baby emissions?

Calculate your impact with Al Gore's carbon calculator.  This is why he invented the Internet.

Walking to the shops ‘damages planet more than going by car’

Monday, January 5, 2009

Interesting Stories


Fashion designer defends fur industry saying 'beasts' would kill us if we didn't kill them.

What happened to the Democrats' plan to end the culture of corruption?  Bill Richardson Withdraws Nomination as Commerce Secretary.  New Mexico Gov. facing federal grand jury investigation into whether he exchanged contracts for contributions


EU's new figurehead believes climate change is a myth


Google Hopes to Open a Trove of Little-Seen Books

I'm sure the world will be a better place when Russia takes over: Russia wants warships stationed around the world.




Writing songs between dissertation chapters and frenetic bouts of southern California traffic, John (vocals/guitars) and Kael (guitars/keys/machines) were simply looking for an aesthetic and rigorous diversion. Two or three songs into the process, however, things started sounding incredible--much too good to have come from Kael's apartment bedroom. Eventually Heather (additional vocals/keys) began adding some beautiful harmonies, and FPF became the brilliant blend of indie-tronic pop that dazzles on every track in their debut album, "Dynamo."

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Function:
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: excessive and often incoherent blogging or bloginess

A Test For Internet Addiction Disorder - Take At Your Own Risk

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Ten Tips For Tough Financial Times



  • Account for every single penny you spend, no matter how minor the expense. Save all receipts, and use the budgeting method of your choice to keep track of how much you spend. If you don’t have time to do this, you don’t have time to shop. Period.
  • Get out of debt and stay out of debt. Eliminating credit card debt should be a top priority.
  • Every time you encounter a financial temptation, ask yourself if you really need it. Ask yourself if you will die without it. When you decide to purchase a non-necessity, consider postponing the purchase. Shop with your head, not your heart.
  • Don’t buy anything just because it’s on sale. A "good deal", isn't necessarily a good deal for YOU!
  • Make things last a little longer. For example, stretch your groceries a few more days before shopping for more. When you wait a little longer, you will use up things that are lingering in your pantry.
  • Don’t go shopping without a list. Don’t be distracted from your mission when you shop. Stick to the list!
  • Don’t feel pressured to spend money you don’t have. This can be particularly difficult for parents at Christmas time. One mother I knew told her kids they would only get three presents each, because Baby Jesus only got three gifts. When they are grown, your kids will remember the love you gave them, not the stuff you gave them.
  • Get the clutter out of your house and out of your life. Maintaining things takes time and money, so get rid of the stuff you don’t need anymore. If it is broken, throw it away. Donate or sell usable items.
  • Save money the old-fashioned way: DIY! 
  • Don’t go to such extremes with frugality that you end up feeling entirely deprived. The idea is to come up with a sustainable long term plan. Use your budget as a framework within which to improve and enhance your life. Read Being Sensible About Frugality, for an excellent take on this philosophy. The author of this blog has many other good articles on the subject.

Resources

It really isn’t necessary to buy budgeting software; there are many free tools available online. If you have Excel, you can easily set up your own spreadsheet for tracking your spending and tailor it to your specific needs. Here are links to some free online budget calculators:

The Motley Fool – This site has many helpful calculators relating to finances, but the budget one is at the top of the list.

BudgetTracker, Inc. – This site is a comprehensive money-tracking tool and is a member of the BBBOnLine Reliability Program.


Video and article:

The Cheapest Man in America – This guy is fanatically frugal. When neighbors threw rice at his wedding, he swept it up and cooked it for dinner.

Friday, January 2, 2009

A Deadly Infection


Imagine an infection that not only represents a challenge to your body's immune system but that specifically targets and destroys disease-fighting cells, rendering your body almost defenseless. Such an infection would have catastrophic effects. You would inevitably begin to acquire other infections, and a whole range of common pathogens would suddenly become life-threatening. Because your immune system would become diminished in its ability to fight malignancy, you would also be susceptible to a host of exotic cancers. Your life expectancy would be measured in months, not decades.

Unfortunately, we don't have to imagine such an infection. We all know that HIV infection leads to AIDS and causes all of the dreadful problems described above. Hence, AIDS has became one of most frightening diseases of our time.

Our American society is suffering from an infection very much like HIV. Like HIV, the influence of radical leftists threatens to destroy our great civilization through an insidious process: weakening our nation's immune system. Our nation's immune system, the military, is responsible for protecting us from deadly threats all over the world. But the radical left isn't happy about that.  When our nation is at war with our enemies, they are at war with our military.  When our nation enjoys peace, they endeavor to dismantle the very entity responsible for the tranquility we enjoy.

Now we have a President who is of this leftist mindset. Of all the people in the world Obama could have chosen to befriend during his quest to acquire power, Obama has chosen to align himself with people who believe that America's might is one of the world's biggest problems. That concerns me greatly. Perhaps even more concerning is the fact that at least 50% of the electorate doesn't seem to care.

If the U.S. is weakened and is unable to continue to provide stability in this world, what nation will fill that void? Will the world descend into chaos?  

Barack Obama, George Soros, Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers: what are your thoughts on these questions?

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  • Paul Jenkins: "Let's be thankful for one thing about Bush's presidency: the white male leadership of the Republican Party showed the world once and for all that its cronyism, corruption and discrimination completely outweighed any shred of competence." (Isn't this statement a little bit bigoted?)
  • Study: Teenage 'virginity pledges' are ineffective. Youths who promise abstinence are also less likely to use protection. (Well that settles it. Abstinence education is really stupid. Perhaps 'promiscuity pledges' would work better. While we're at it, let's get real about teen drinking and teen smoking. They're gonna do all this stuff anyway, so let's make sure they do it responsibly. Make sure the sixteen-year-old in your life knows that if he drinks, he needs a designated driver. If he smokes, he should only smoke organic pot.)
  • Y2K millennium bug: Nine years later, the catastrophic disaster finally strikes.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

2008: Good Riddance, You Rat


Year In Review

It may have had its ups and downs, but 2008 was anything but dull.

We saw an historic primary race between Senators Clinton and Obama, and the election of our first African American president. Governor Sarah Palin captivated fans and foes alike, and Tina Fey's impersonation put SNL back on the map.

Michael Phelps made Olympic history, and T. Boone Pickens told us the answer to our energy crisis was blowing in the windmills.

There were the epic falls from grace: John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Rod Blagojevich.

The credit crunch and mortgage meltdown dominated headlines as the nation slipped into a recession.

We endured a seventh year of war as things got better in Iraq and worse in Afghanistan.

We said goodbye to Charlton Heston, Jesse Helms, Tim Russert and Tony Snow, among others.


2008 was designated as:

International Year of the Potato.
International Year of Sanitation.
International Year of the Frog.
International Year of Planet Earth.
International Year of Languages.
The Year of the Rat (by the Chinese calendar)

In a 'Bad' Year, the Good News of Our Time