OMG Chart of the Day: Bold GOP Cuts ... UPDATE: Debt plan fails

Wow, look at that chart! The cuts are so deep, they're chipping away at bones now. This pleases my deviant teabagger soul greatly.

Old people will be eating from garbage disposal units and toddlers will be sold into slavery to work in the coal mines.

Compassionate multi-millionaire Nancy Pelosi is at a loss for words ― almost:

What we're trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We're trying to save life on this planet as we know it today.

Resistance is futile, Nancy. The unwashed tea party fat cat billionaires will smash you like the little mosquito that you are. When we're done with you, you'll be flying back home in coach.

Just look at that chart, Nancy. Look at that chart.

UPDATE: Looks like a dud...

FLASH: GOP's debt plan fails to get enough votes, leaders pull it...

Hat tip Cato via Malkin.

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Dude, Where's My Mercedes?

This year, your Demokrat-run Federal Government will spend $30,958 per household. To achieve this unprecedented feat, Washington will tax $17,576 per household, and borrow $13,392 per household.

"The federal government will increase spending 22% this year to a peacetime-record 26% of the gross domestic product (GDP). This spending is not just temporary: President Obama would permanently keep annual spending between $5,000 and $8,000 per household higher than it had been under President George W. Bush."

Excuse me, $31,000 per household? I don't think I'm getting my money's worth.

Here are some things you might choose do with $31,000:

• Pay an ENT doc for 155 tonsillectomies
• Ask a surgeon to perform 42 leg amputations
• Purchase 11,807 gallons of regular unleaded gasoline
• Buy three Hyundai Accents
• Pay for 516 hours of massage
• Fly from Fort Lauderdale to the Bahamas 1,067 times
• Purchase a 2010 Mercedes-Benz C-Class

What would do with $31,000?

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Only government would send stimulus checks to prison inmates.

Government is not a competitor, it's a predator.

This year, Washington will spend $30,958 per household.

Signs of defeat…lead editorial from liberal Washington Post: Time to Dump ObamaCare

FCC Diversity Czar "My focus here is not freedom of speech or the press…This freedom is all too often an exaggeration"

NBC Exploits Kennedy to Push ObamaCare: 'National Sorrow Has Created Political Momentum Before'

Brian Williams: "In Lieu of Flowers for Ted, Pass Health Care Reform!"

...better yet, to honor Mary Jo Kopechne's memory, let's not.