Dude, Where's My Mercedes?

This year, your Demokrat-run Federal Government will spend $30,958 per household. To achieve this unprecedented feat, Washington will tax $17,576 per household, and borrow $13,392 per household.

"The federal government will increase spending 22% this year to a peacetime-record 26% of the gross domestic product (GDP). This spending is not just temporary: President Obama would permanently keep annual spending between $5,000 and $8,000 per household higher than it had been under President George W. Bush."

Excuse me, $31,000 per household? I don't think I'm getting my money's worth.

Here are some things you might choose do with $31,000:

• Pay an ENT doc for 155 tonsillectomies
• Ask a surgeon to perform 42 leg amputations
• Purchase 11,807 gallons of regular unleaded gasoline
• Buy three Hyundai Accents
• Pay for 516 hours of massage
• Fly from Fort Lauderdale to the Bahamas 1,067 times
• Purchase a 2010 Mercedes-Benz C-Class

What would do with $31,000?

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Only government would send stimulus checks to prison inmates.

Government is not a competitor, it's a predator.

This year, Washington will spend $30,958 per household.

Signs of defeat…lead editorial from liberal Washington Post: Time to Dump ObamaCare

FCC Diversity Czar "My focus here is not freedom of speech or the press…This freedom is all too often an exaggeration"

NBC Exploits Kennedy to Push ObamaCare: 'National Sorrow Has Created Political Momentum Before'

Brian Williams: "In Lieu of Flowers for Ted, Pass Health Care Reform!"

...better yet, to honor Mary Jo Kopechne's memory, let's not.