Twenty-One Financial Models Using Cows
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. The State gives one to your neighbor.
You have 2 cows. The State gives one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
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Condoleezza Rice Talks Torture
Ms. Rice eviscerates a know-it-all little liberal snot who is questioning her on torture. Truth is a beautiful thing.
h/t: CBW
9 comments:
I like it, that is pretty clever.
Who knew one could learn so much from cows.
I'll take the cow that give 2% fat free milk..
I'm on a diet.
RV: Don't miss the other 13, many of them are even funnier...but less PC.
CS: It sums the concepts up pretty well. Think it could help some Obama voters see things a little more clearly?
TRH: That would probably require a genetically modified cow. I'm not sure Obama would approve.
LOL, this is great.
Foolish Little girl with a Foolish little blog.
Please stick to Cows, as you know absolutely NOTHING about politics.
But you get a "C" for trying..
SG: A great mix of truth and humor. It would be interesting to know who wrote it.
JMO: Thanks for your insighful feedback and compelling remarks. You are brilliant!
Cows were definitely funny.
In all seriousness though, the most important part of your blog today was Rice's comments. Thank you for sharing the video!
I sure wish we had Rice instead of Obama; one thing I know if she were President, we would all be a lot safer.
nacilbupera: Rice would be a great president. Maybe conservatives should push her to run.
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