Highlights from Obama's Physical Exam

Have you read Obama's first periodic physical exam as president? Here are the highlights:

• Eyes going bad
• Left hip is weak
• Bad left knee
• Prostate feels normal (no nodules)
• Needs to reduce cholesterol
• Still addicted to nicotine

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