My Brilliant Immigration Plan

Put those who broke the law at the front of the line. (Make those who played by the rules wait years and years, paying thousands of dollars in legal fees.) The newly minted immigrant citizens will reward Republicans for getting on board with this plan by voting for Democrats in percentages much greater than the general population.  And they'll stop doing "the work that Americans won't do" because ... they'll be American citizens! And they'll be entitled to all of our underutilized entitlement programs.