Because I voted Republican for all those years before I died ~ cprater
Because all your freedoms and liberties ARE BELONG TO US ~ crabbycon
Because broadband is a human right ~ conservativela
Because my mother ceased my allowance and told me to get a job. Only the power of Obama can stop her madness ~ spiritofmadison
Because I've always wanted to experience the great depression first hand ~ raging_red
Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it ~ jeffchesnut1
Because every American city can be like Detroit ~ jeromeehudson
I'm too lazy to do my own stealing. ~ iowahawkblog
I'm too lazy to move to Europe. ~ imao_
I want to see where exactly Obama is going with all this. It's even more mystifying than Lost! ~ imao_
DYING for the neighbor to redistribute his wife ~ stephenkruiser
Because my racist boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid ~ msbs05
Because Paul is entitled to Peter's money ~ adamsbaldwin
Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it ~ johnhawkinsrwn
Because global warming is more important than science ~ grivno
Because I'll be called racist if I don't ~ infidelsarecool
Because history is littered with examples of how well socialism has worked ~ alinskydefeater
Because blaming rich people is so much easier than personal responsibility ~ mlmelear
Because I get my news from the Daily Show ~ stix1972
Because paying over 40% of your income to the gov is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil ~ diggrbiii
Because "at some point I think you've made enough money" ~ jeromeehudson
Because "I don't want my daughters to be punished with a baby" ~ jeromeehudson
Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing ~ entropy156
I never did like incandescant light bulbs ~ resisttyranny
Because I'm not here legally ~ thomasgs
Everything wrong in my life is someone else's fault ~ soopertrev
Because I keep blaming Bush for the mess we're in but can't explain what he did to get us here ~ diggrbiii
Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment ~ iowahawkblog
Because somewhere someone is making a profit. Damn it. ~ irishspy
Because it's illegal for me to steal your money myself ~ emile_husson
More reasons to vote for Democrats...
Because "any good mother would put a pillow over a severly suffering child" ~ jascharl
Because of the two intense-looking fellows with batons standing outside my precinct ~ bostonrandy
Because I find it very easy to be compassionate with other people's money ~ sasimmons
Why real Democrats are voting for Democrats:
Because this country's debt is "a myth" ~ Phil Hare
Because I wanna see the RACIST tea party folks suffer ~ mrdaveyd
Because masturbation is awesome ~ disgrasian
I Don't thing [sic] My Fellow Americans are Lazy Welfare Bums ~ thenewdeal
Because Tea Partiers can't spell ~ disgrasian
Because the Other 98% of Us need Representation too ~ thenewdeal
Republicans would rather see America fail than Barack Obama be successful. Put Country first. ~ jskcknit
Because I haven't given up on Barack and I never thought he could walk on water ~ uncommonrecords
Fear is a Weapon of Mass Destruction ~ thenewdeal
Because hypocritical judgmental self-righteous teabaggers only accept an unwed teenage mom if her last name is Palin ~ luchialuchia
Bush Tax Cuts Cost Twice as Much as Health Care Reform ~ audnumber [Ed. Q: Where does the government get the money that it "spends" on tax cuts?]
For me, its a desire to keep up the change we fought so hard for in 08 ~ saralang
I didn't make more than $250,000 last year ~ sarahpalinshand
I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier
Why are you voting Democrat?
Cross-posted at Left Coast Rebel
10 comments:
Too funny!
whew! For a second I thought you were serious!
I saw something like this on twitter. Too funny.
I am voting democrat because Mexicans need a job.
You had me worried for a moment when I saw that headline there, RK! :)
Yeah, when I start talking about voting for any Democrat seriously, you'll know I'm in a mental institution.
This was one of the best lists ever!!
Very funny. I can't come up with anything that would worth of the list you made.
Absolutely perfect.
Vote for liberty in November.
Because I haven't received my check yet.
Great list, RK. Wish I could think of a good one to add to it.
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