Dear America...

Dear America,

I hope you’re enjoying the process of becoming a banana republic.

If you’re one of the naifs who voted for Barack Obama, you probably hear the term “banana republic” and think that I’m talking about a fascist clothing store where capitalist fat cats sell garments made in Chinese sweat shops to spoiled American suburbanites.

There’s another kind of banana republic. “Banana republic” is a pejorative term that is used to refer to a country that is politically unstable and dependent on limited resources (e.g. bananas).

In their haste to seize control of a huge portion of America’s economy (a portion that is as large as the entire nation of Great Britain), Barry, Harry and Nancy are setting precedents that will undermine the stability of the political framework of los Estados Unidos.

Congress and the president have dismissed the concerns of the great majority of American voters. The Constitution, the very document from which “leaders” in Washington derive their power, has been brushed aside.

The U.S. Federal Government is on a precipice…entertaining brazen plans to amend a law that doesn’t exist yet by passing a bill without voting on it. This law is unpopular and unconstitutional. It is packed with bribes and built on a foundation of lies and broken promises. Dependency, helplessness and crony capitalism will be the inevitable and irreversible consequences of this legislation.

ObamaCare reeks of sulfur. The product of one-party rule, it’s full of sleazy accounting tricks. The Democrats’ health care bill is a giant gimmick wrapped in deceit and shrouded with chicanery.

I, for one, look forward to the rise of America’s new health care overlords. The day ObamaCare passes will be a great day in the history of banana republics.

Your comrade,

Hugo Chavez