Why I Like Obamcare

Random thoughts on the benefits and advantages of the Democrats' historic health care reform legislation:

• I like ObamaCare because I think everyone is entitled to their fair share of crushing bureaucratic regulation...it's a fundamental human right.
• ObamaCare will succeed where RomneyCare failed because it is TOTALLY different.
• We have compelling evidence that Americans will live longer and more healthfully as a result of ObamaCare.
• We can be very confident that per capita spending on health care will decrease as a result of the Democrats' health care legislation.
• Self-serving politicians will usher in a new era of unprecedented efficiency in health care.
• The U.S. Federal Government: "Thrifty, omniscient, virtuous."
• Opposition to ObamaCare comes from the limbic system, not from the prefrontal cortex.
• Anyone who disagrees with me is a vile, angry racist.

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iPad or oPad...which will you choose?

If only the government passed a law to make sure that those people who can not afford an Apple iPad do not suffer the unfairness and indignity of living without access to tablet computing:

"All I know about this is...I paid for it, and it won't start working until 2014."