
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Big Brother Barack And His Watchful Eye

Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Obama's Coronation

For Obama worshipers, Obama's coronation will be the most exciting moment of their lives. It's a simple thing really: Obama swears to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, then he promptly sets out to execute his personal agenda. To me it seems quite bureaucratic and not at all interesting. But inauguration history is interesting, so for those who need a break from the Obama hype, here are some interesting tidbits:
- In 1793, George Washington gave the shortest inaugural address: 135 words.
- 1801: First inaugural speech to be reported in full in a newspaper was Thomas Jefferson's. An extra edition of the National Intelligencer was printed minutes after the speech ended.
- In 1829, Andrew Jackson, "the People's President," held an open house. About 20,000 people trampled mud and horse manure into the White House, destroyed rugs, broke satin-covered chairs, smashed crystal and china, and spilled liquor. Fights broke out, women fainted and Jackson had to escape through a window. Order was restored when barrels of whiskey were placed on the South Lawn, drawing the crowd outside.
- In 1841, William Henry Harrison defied a driving ice storm for 90 minutes to deliver the longest inauguration speech in history (8,445 words). He died one month later of pneumonia, believed to have been brought on by prolonged exposure to the elements on his Inauguration Day.
- 1873: Ulysses S. Grant's inauguration was so cold - a low of 4 degrees and a high of 16 - that trumpet valves froze and violin strings snapped. One hundred and fifty canaries, whose chirping was to amuse guests, froze to death in their cages.
- Theodore Roosevelt's 1901 oath was the only one not sworn in on a Bible.
- 1913: West Point cadet and future President Dwight D. Eisenhower marched at Woodrow Wilson's inauguration.
- President Wilson did not have any parties at his 1917 inaugural, saying that such festivities would be undignified.
- President Roosevelt held his 1945 inaugural at the White House, making a short speech and serving guests cold chicken salad and plain pound cake.
- Dwight Eisenhower’s 1953 parade was covered by a 24-year-old reporter from the Washington Times-Herald known as the “Inquiring Camera Girl”. Her name was Jacqueline Bouvier, eventually to become Jackie Kennedy.
- In 1961, John F. Kennedy was the last president to wear traditional stovepipe hat to the inauguration.
- January 20, 1969 Richard M. Nixon took the oath of office on two Bibles; both family heirlooms.
- Apropos comments from Reagan's inauguration in 1981: "In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problems; government is the problem."
- Ronald Reagan's second inaugural had to compete with Super Bowl Sunday.
- Clinton's 1997 inauguration was the first ceremony to be broadcast live on the Internet.
- In 2001, George W. Bush's inauguration was the first to be interrupted by naked protesters.
- The oath is taken with a hand upon a Bible, opened to a passage of the president-elect's choice. For his first inauguration, Bill Clintion chose Galatians 5:8. "For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting."
- Barack Obama will be using Abraham Lincoln’s inaugural Bible to take his oath of office.
Your King has been Crowned!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Obama's Massive Approval Ratings

Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Big Race

Thursday, January 15, 2009
Hitler Taken Into Custody
Remember 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell?
He’s the little boy whose name was the center of an international firestorm in December after a Greenwich, N.J., supermarket refused to write his name on a birthday cake. The store said it was inappropriate and refused to give an apology after the parents demanded one.
Sgt. John Harris of the Holland Township Police Department has confirned that Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, were taken from their Holland Township, N.J., home on Friday by the state's Division of Youth and Family Services (DYFS).
Their father, Heath Campbell, is expected in court Thursday in Flemington, N.J., in connection with the case. Kate Bernyk, a spokeswoman for the DYFS, said confidentiality laws barred her from commenting on the case or even confirming that the Campbell children were involved.
"DYFS has their reasons and they normally don’t release any information, so we kind of have to go on faith with them," Harris said. Police were not told what the agency was investigating. "I’ve dealt with the family for years and as far as the children are concerned, I have never had any reports of any abuse with the children," Harris said. "As far as I know, he’s always been very good with the children."
"Just from knowing Mr. Campbell from the past ten or so years, I've never known him to abuse his children and when he has talked about his children he has been very much into his kids. Very loving,” Harris said.
Speaking generally, Bernyk said the state's "decision to remove a child is based on the safety and well being of the child and the risk to that child, and that decision is made in conjunction with the courts and the county family court judge."
Forensic psychologist N.G. Berrill said naming a boy Hitler could be considered child abuse. "Part of it is the infantile nature of the parents’ behavior," Berrill said. "You can name your dog something weird, but they think they’re making some kind of bold statement with the children, not appreciating that the children will have separate lives and will be looked at in a negative light until they’re able to change their name. It is abuse."
If it turns out that the Campbell children were taken from their parents because of their names, it wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened. Last year, a New Zealand court removed a 9-year-old girl from her parents in order to change her birth name: Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. In that country, officials do not deem a name abusive unless it causes serious bullying.
I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview. "There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," he continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
[Compiled from several news sources.]
I can certainly imagine situations in which action should be taken against parents who make very poor choices in naming a child (for example, if a parent were to give a child a name that included obscene words). But if government is going to get in the business of regulating names, action should be taken at the time when the parents choose the name, i.e., when the child is a newborn. Waiting until a child is 3 years old to address the problem is stupid. Taking the child away is irresponsible and subjects the child to psychological trauma that amounts to child abuse.
Another point: regulating baby names puts us on a very slippery slope. Where do you draw the line? What if someone names their child Stalin Campbell? How about Pol Pot Campbell or Kim Jong-il Campbell? Would Ahmadinejad Campbell be okay?
Update:
Adolf Hitler Campbell custody hearing postponed
More
Tim Geithner! How does a guy on the fast track to be Treasury secretary fail to pay $34,000 worth of federal taxes? Americans expect the man who’s in charge of the I.R.S. to pay his own taxes. Maureen Dowd has managed to make a legitmate point! Don't get excited, the rest of the article is disappointing.
Parents get serious about baby names in tough year.
CU's College Democrats oppose hiring of right-wing prof.
Obama inauguration to air in theaters
Man sells 14-year-old daughter into marriage for beer.
Skeptical of Obama's Stimulus Plan.
Our media (along with academia and the popular culture) have constructed an all-encompassing faux reality that cannot truly be understood unless you step outside of it.
